This is winter? |
How is it possible that
one-month has come and gone since we landed with a thud in Canada? How is it
possible that 30 days have flown by so quickly and I haven't pressed a key,
except to hook up utilities, bid on auctions and comb the web for the best places
to buy pomegranates and track migrating orcas? Not one single
key stroked on our travels, explaining where we alighted on our latest
adventure. I guess life got in the way.
When you disembark in a new
country, and yes, even though I am a Canadian, it feels like unfamiliar territory,
there is an adjustment period and that is what I am doing. Adjusting my pompousness that I am not stuck in six feet of snow in Saskatchewan or
sweltering through another soggy rain in SE Asia, while pancake-size armpit
stains form on my dress. I am slowly becoming knowledgeable in what up island
means, how the HST soaks you every time at the till, and how to recycle
everything. I am learning a house doesn't have to be heated with forced air or
cooled with constant air conditioning; there are places where you can survive
with a perfect climate, surrounded by Cherry Blossoms and Daffodils.
Not Japan, but as lovely |
Most importantly, I am
learning you don't drive your car on the left hand side of the road unless you
are on a one-way street. You can get away with walking on the opposite side
because the vagrants wander with no real purpose, but time to reign in the
crazy when you drive on the wrong side of the mountains.
Now that we are settled, my
children are coming to visit when school is out for the term, and we already
have a two week trip planned to Montreal; no, I am not foregoing my Spanish for
French, but all Canadians speak French don't they? That was the question
I was asked at least once a day in Asia when Canada was mentioned.
I promised my readers our
travelling play-by-plays would not stop, so I will try to keep the Quebecois
from cursing my Grade 12 French and ridiculing
my Anglophone accent under their breath as I search for other
madcap events to amuse in La Ville Aux Cent Clochers.
While our adventures are
not ending, the laynainasia blog is winding down at 25,000 viewers. I am glad
to report that I have started a book, which will give more in-depth adventures
of Asia in an e-book format. I hope you all have a reader on your Christmas
Wish list. With all of the advances in the e-book tablets; the abilities for
colour photos, video clips and links, it is exactly how this techno-lover wants
to showcase the beautiful sites we experienced.
My book, while still
garnering a few laughs, will tell the darker side of life in Singapore and
beyond. These are stories I was scared to share because of possible repercussions while
living in Asia. Nothing will get you a one-way ticket home like spilling
the ugly hidden secrets they so carefully try to mask. With this, I mean the
horrific lives many young children are forced to live when sold or taken from
their families, the
slaughter of the elephants, tigers, orang utans and other endangered beasts, and how maids are treated like modern day
slaves. These are only my opinions and observations from what I saw and
researched, but I imagine you will be as shocked as this Hicktown Girl was, to
the travesties I witnessed.
A little Asia in Canada |
So back to the here and
now; I promised to reveal where we are putting down roots, for as long as R2
and I can manage roots. Tomorrow, we are making a little jaunt down to
the wharf, where we will board a Harbour plane. You know the Harbour
plane? It is the one they used on the Beachcombers in the 70s. The type of
aircraft that lands on the water and pretends it is a boat. R2 thinks
this is going to be fun; I think he is wrong and he will come to learn this as
I am throwing up my dinner from the previous night. He wants to take in a
concert, so what better way than to arrive in style on a Seaplane, majestically
landing on the Pacific. I bet even Bob Seger isn't arriving in such class. I
hope they have life jackets.
While the concert is a nice
perk, it is only a diversion to the real reason we are soaring off in a
floating air taxi. A mere two weeks after landing, we were informed that R2 is
being granted his Canadian Residency after almost five years in
Canada and he doesn't want to miss our 10:30 a.m. appointment. There is nothing
stopping him from getting that little card he needs to carry with him when he
travels; a card that shows he has almost the same rights as any Canadian. He
can travel freely, he can access health care, he can have a pension and best of
all, he can pay an exorbitant amount of Canadian tax to really make him feel
special; like he is one of us. Nevertheless, it is a proud, exciting day; one
that is long overdue. Next stop, citizenship.
Bring the sick bags |
For a change of travel, we
will return to our cozy flat that over looks the majestic mountains, on
the Tsawwassen to Swartz Bay ferry. Yes, we will travel from Vancouver, to
Vancouver Island where we have quietly relocated in Victoria, British
Columbia.
To quote a tall, Mexican man, near and dear to my heart, "This place is like Moose Jaw but with quality restaurants like Montreal, great transportation like Toronto, less crazy than Vancouver and weather close to perfection. Victoria, oh, Victoria, where were you all these years in my search to find paradise on earth?"
To quote a tall, Mexican man, near and dear to my heart, "This place is like Moose Jaw but with quality restaurants like Montreal, great transportation like Toronto, less crazy than Vancouver and weather close to perfection. Victoria, oh, Victoria, where were you all these years in my search to find paradise on earth?"
I hope you have enjoyed the
drama and will hang about for the book. Now that I have put it out to the
universe, it will happen. As long as you are reading, I am writing.